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How Are We Supposed to Get Away from These Mobsters in the Midst of a Chinese New Year Parade? by Tim Sampson

Perfect! Just perfect! And here I thought we were finally in the clear. After all, we managed to escape from that abandoned warehouse and outrun those Mafia goons for 16 blocks. But just when it seemed like our getaway was assured, we run right smack dab into the middle of this massive Chinese New Year Parade.

How the heck are we supposed to find a way out of here?

I mean, can you believe our luck? Like we didn't have it hard enough already today, untying ourselves from those chairs and climbing through that air duct. Now we're standing in the middle of Chinatown amidst a massive street festival [...]

Will Ferrell Can Teach Us How to Live

It's official: Will Ferrell is having the most fun of all the people, celebrities and non-specials alike. Shooting strange local commercials in Nebraska, announcing NBA team lineups with silly bios, and now reigning supreme over the Krewe of Bacchus parade in New Orleans, passing out beads and rocking the balls off that cowbell. Dude knows how to have a good time. Look out next week for a video of him giving out free pedicures in Times Square, probably.