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A Funny Thing: Adam Wade and Peter Aguero Tag Team Their Pants

Our story this week: The narratorial tag team of Adam Wade and Peter Aguero form the beast with two butts to double down on the old number two. It's a poop story, okay? Two poop stories. Remember a couple of weeks ago when we had the story of comedian wrestling with the urge to contextualize her own abuse? Well, now we're doing poop stories.

Peter Aguero is a storyteller and general bon vivant about town. You can find him at The Comedy Bar on the 22nd playing with the BTK Band, and telling stories at Bare (true stories with burlesque (naked people)) March 31st at the Red Room, [...]

Yeah, Nick Kroll Pooped in His Car

I am not exaggerating when I say that you will be a changed human after watching this Nick Kroll story on Conan. You will laugh, you will recoil and gag in utter disgust, you will feel horror and visceral shame. This talk show anecdote is an experience that will make you feel nearly every complex human emotion. I could write a full folio of sonnets about this poop story.

A Funny Thing #21: Code Brown with Andrea Rosen

Paper plates, salad bowls, the unwilling folds of a boyfriend's testicles. What won't our intrepid heroine squeeze her excreta into/onto? Not much, apparently. Listen with a rictus of disgust, but listen well, as Andrea Rosen, Mayor of Brown Town, not-so-reluctant tamer of the wild mudsnake, leaves a deposit where any can go and even where some never dare!

Elizabeth Banks Was Way Ahead of Everybody on the Whole "Ladies Pooping in a Comedy" Thing

Here's Elizabeth Banks on how she's excited that Bridesmaids has paved the way for a raunchier, more real sort of female in comedies. But also, she was so ahead of the game with a disgusting poop-related scene involving ladies: Let me tell you that I wrote a scene that took place in a bathroom where girls took a shit with each other eight years ago, and the studio execs were like, “Nobody wants to see that. People don’t want to see girls doing that.” And I was like, “Yeah, but there’s a way to do it that’s true to life. Because I’ve done this! I’m writing from experience! [...]

Joss Whedon is a Pooping Expert or a Bird

Sadly, BriTANick's new video "The Coach" isn't a remake of the Craig T. Nelson tour de force, Coach. Not sadly, it stars Joss Whedon as a bird. Ok, he's not a bird. You're a bird. Where does the pee go? If you remember, the BriTANick guys were part of the Don of Whe's Much Ado About Nothing movie that shot last fall so they are all best friends. Such good friends that they were able to convince the director of the soon to be giantest movie evers,The Avengers, to strap on a bird beak. Or maybe he's always had a bird beak, because he's a bird. You're a bird. [...]

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