We want to clarify the mission we laid out in our first transmission, which consisted only of:
“The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a Bad enough Dude to rescue the President?”
In hindsight, that probably raised more questions than it answered. But as you might imagine, things are pretty intense around here, what with The President having been kidnapped by ninjas and all. Let me provide more details and hopefully clarify the operation you are about to undertake.
Your mission will consist of walking in a straight line from left to right, defeating any enemies you encounter along the way. Satellite surveillance suggests that often you [...]