Please Stop Quoting These Comedies Forever Immediately
To say I’ve never clung for dear life to a funny quote would be a terrible lie. I have. More times than I’d like to admit. Almost every weekend, I find myself at a friend-of-a-friend’s birthday party in the Lower East Side or some such neighborhood. He'll introduce me to his friend — the one who’s having the party. Most of the time, I engage in normal conversation from this point on. I meet new people and have an okay night. Most of the time.
But sometimes my friend leaves my side to catch up with a girl he knows from high school and I’m left alone, drowning [...]
