According to Ricky Gervais, An Idiot Abroad's Karl Pilkington and Warwick Davis of Life's Too Short will star in The Short Way Round, in which the two go on "bike riding adventure together throughout different countries." Poor Karl. When are they gonna let him stay home and have tea?

In which our intrepid traveler never actually swims with marine mammals. I would normally invoke the “spoiler alert” were this plot twist not so brazenly announced by both the Science Channel’s episode guide and the preview. By the end of episode, Karl indeed foregoes the standard bucket list item of swimming with dolphins for the potentially more fatal option of swimming with a Great White Shark. In reality — this is reality television after all — he is lowered into a cage where sharks can swim around him but he remains stationed in one place. Which is fitting, since the entire premise of the series revolves around adventures happening [...]

Whether you know Ricky Gervais best as a writer, an actor, or a brave, envelope-pushing purveyor of Kim Kardashian zingers, it's safe to say you’ve heard of the comedian who turned the world on its head Sunday with a performance as Golden Globes host that completely delivered on promises to shock and alarm viewers. The streets are still filled with rioters in the wake of the Golden Globes ceremony, during which Gervais sent the masses into a frenzy by taking aim at sacred cows like Kim Kardashian’s short-lived marriage, Justin Bieber, and the movie Norbit. While you’re barricaded in your home to keep safe from the anti-Ricky Gervais mobs [...]
Ricky Gervais was on Conan last night, and he was kind enough to provide some faux-pornography for all the late-night pervs who stumble upon TBS and aren't sure what's going on. The image of his hairy breast crevice can only be matched in beauty by his deformed Twitpics, and thank the good Lord we get to see some of those too. Really, who needs porn channels when you have this? (You'll be too busy vomiting to look at porn for weeks!)