There's nothing I love better than somebody sticking it to the special needs community. Always walking around, having needs that are in some way special. Luckily comedian Eric Golub stepped up to the plate at Sarah Palin's "Restoring America" rally in Indianola, Iowa this weekend, where he opened for the former governor, bringing some choice zingers referencing Sarah Palin's son Trig. "The left should love Sarah Palin," Golub explained. "She has a beautiful, adorable special needs child… For that reason alone, the left should worship Sarah Palin and adopt her as one of their own. Because the leftist haters are an entire political ideology of special needs children." [...]
When Sarah Palin came to NYC and met with Donald Trump, he took her to get a slice of real New York pizza. But what he really took her too was a terrible chain in Times Square, where The Donald proceeded to stack his slices and eat them with a knife and fork. To real New Yorkers who know a thing or two about real New York pizza, this will not stand. Luckily, we have a guy in our corner who gets it. He also does a great Italian accent.
Jon Stewart spent over seven minutes of last night's Daily Show going off on Donald for this pizza faux [...]
First, Tracy Morgan said that Sarah Palin is "good masturbation material" live on TNT. Then, last night on E!'s red carpet show at the SAG Awards, he yelled "Sarah Palin, you'e the hottest MILF in the world!" Well, at least he's keeping his message consistent.
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On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen addressed MSNBC anchor Mika Brzezinski, who protested having to report on some Sarah Palin non-news on the air. His screed against Palin and her constant coverage in the media, all under the guise of how Brzezinski must be feeling, is a thing of cathartic wonder.