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Aasif Mandvi Didn't Want His Picture Taken with Sarah Palin

Longtime Daily Show correspondent Aasif Mandvi attended the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend and turned down the once-in-a-lifetie opportunity to get his picture taken with Sarah Palin. Mandvi tells Vulture:

Somebody asked me if I would like to get my picture taken with Sarah Palin. She was standing a few feet away. She couldn't hear me, but [this guy] was like, "Do you want to get your picture taken with Sarah?" And I was like, "You know, I don't. I really don't."

Sheesh, what's this guy got against Sarah Palin?

Louis C.K. Regrets Palin Comments, Thinks "she'd really Hitler up the place" if Elected

Based on Louis C.K.'s GQ interview for their August comedy issue, it's clear he really, truly regrets making those awful/hilarious Sarah Palin tweets last September, specifically the statement "kudos to your dirty hole, you fucking jackoff cunt-face jazzy wondergirl," while drunk on a flight to L.A. "God, what a mess. I really shouldn't have done that. I regret it a lot. I wish I hadn't done that," Louis says now, explaining "I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do."

Sarah Palin Calls Out Exact Replica Kathy Griffin

While chatting with Fox News, Sarah Palin criticizes Kathy Griffin for ripping on daughter Willow and the Palin family at large, calling Griffin a "50-year-old adult bully" and a "has-been comedienne." Harsh words coming from a 50-year-old adult bully and has-been politician. Perhaps some aloe vera for that burn I just gave you, ex-Governor Palin? Ah yes, quite.

TNT Lets Tracy Morgan On Live TV, He Says Something Very Tracy-Morgan-Like About Sarah Palin

Well, TNT's Inside the NBA, what did you expect when you put Tracy Morgan and Charles Barkley together on live TV and asked about Sarah Palin? I mean, come on. Unsurprisingly, TNT issued an apology for Tracy's "lack of judgment on our air with his inappropriate comments."

Sarah Palin Shooting Rudolph Is a New Late Night Holiday Tradition

Watch Tina Fey Bring Her Sarah Palin Impression Back on 'Inside the Actor's Studio'

Here's Tina Fey on Inside the Actor's Studio earlier this week, with James Lipton interviewing her as Sarah Palin. This is the first time Fey has done the impression since guest starring on an SNL episode two years ago, but it's really a testament to her incredible improv abilities that she can just slip back into it and give such incredibly funny responses to Lipton's questions. I could watch James Lipton talk to Tina Fey's Sarah Palin for the entire hour.

Stephen Colbert Buys Us a Ticket for Paul Revere's Wild Ride

I, like most Americans, only believe in historical events if I can see them with my own eyes, peering out of the smudged glass of a violently shaking time machine, or if I read about them on Wikipedia. After nut bars changed the Paul Revere's wikipedia page to coincide with the Sarah Palin Paul Revere comments, Colbert took it upon himself to reenact the famous American's night-time ride, complete with the bells and warning shots the former governor of Alaska explained were there. Watching Stephen gallop across the country side with a mechanical horse betwixt his legs is enough to prove it to us, though our history books [...]

Sarah Palin, Media Addict

In this new Funny or Die video, Gina Gershon plays a Sarah Palin cut off from the media for one month. Things quickly go downhill for the attention-loving half-governor.

Louis CK Talks Season 2 of Louie, How His Palin Tweets Pissed Off the White House

Alan Sepinwall over at Hitfix has an excellent, lengthy interview with Louis CK, all of which is worth reading. In order to convince you, here are two excerpts from it that should entice you to click on over. The first is on how he took some internet theories about the first season of Louie to heart, and may use them to shape the second season:

Here's the Sarah Palin Joke PBS Edited Out of Tina Fey's Acceptance Speech

PBS aired the ceremony awarding Tina Fey the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor on Sunday, but they trimmed out one joke that was not too kind on Sarah Palin. Here it is: And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women — except, of course, those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape kit 'n' stuff … But for everybody else, it's a win-win. Unless you're a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years — whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good [...]

Palin Rally Comedian Compares 'Special Needs' Liberals To Her Son Trig

There's nothing I love better than somebody sticking it to the special needs community. Always walking around, having needs that are in some way special. Luckily comedian Eric Golub stepped up to the plate at Sarah Palin's "Restoring America" rally in Indianola, Iowa this weekend, where he opened for the former governor, bringing some choice zingers referencing Sarah Palin's son Trig. "The left should love Sarah Palin," Golub explained. "She has a beautiful, adorable special needs child… For that reason alone, the left should worship Sarah Palin and adopt her as one of their own. Because the leftist haters are an entire political ideology of special needs children." [...]

Jon Stewart's Epic New York Pizza Manifesto

When Sarah Palin came to NYC and met with Donald Trump, he took her to get a slice of real New York pizza. But what he really took her too was a terrible chain in Times Square, where The Donald proceeded to stack his slices and eat them with a knife and fork. To real New Yorkers who know a thing or two about real New York pizza, this will not stand. Luckily, we have a guy in our corner who gets it. He also does a great Italian accent.

Jon Stewart spent over seven minutes of last night's Daily Show going off on Donald for this pizza faux [...]

Tracy Morgan's Campaign to Say Inappropriate Things About Sarah Palin Continues

First, Tracy Morgan said that Sarah Palin is "good masturbation material" live on TNT. Then, last night on E!'s red carpet show at the SAG Awards, he yelled "Sarah Palin, you'e the hottest MILF in the world!" Well, at least he's keeping his message consistent.

Colbert's Incredible Anti-Palin Rant

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On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen addressed MSNBC anchor Mika Brzezinski, who protested having to report on some Sarah Palin non-news on the air. His screed against Palin and her constant coverage in the media, all under the guise of how Brzezinski must be feeling, is a thing of cathartic wonder.

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