You Hit the Paywall, You Stupid F***ing Idiot, by Brian Agler

Inky’s Letter, by Barbara Holm

How to Stay Friends Once Your Girlfriends Settle Down with Their Pet Rocks, by Ginny Hogan

Wonka, Inc. Quarterly Report, by Patrick Muncie

I Have Created the World’s First Top Hat; All You Small-Hatted Dullards Shall Now Quake Beneath My Boot, by Dan Caprera

Everything Leaving Netflix in January 2018, by Keaton Patti

Sweatshop Kidz Got Talent, by Bizzy Coy

KRAMER (on Behalf of Herself and All Others Similarly Situated) vs. KRINGLE, by Lauren Krueger & Matthew David Brozik

UNZIPits: The Pants That Were Designed to Be Left Unzipped, by Sarah Hutto

How to Be Good at Comedy, by Johnny G: Comedian and Owner of House of Yuks, Canton Ohio’s #1 Choice for Comedy, by Luke Schneider