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Parks & Rec Previews Promise More Entertainment 720, Tammy One Drama

Who among us has not clasped our hands together and wished that a V-necked Tom Haverford would visit us at our place of work, praise our ability to lift stuff and offer us a job by handing us a powerfully magnetic business card? In this preview of the upcoming season of Parks and Recreation, the dream becomes a reality for Andy Dwyer. Man, maybe Andy will take the job and thus blaze the trail for the entire Pawnee Parks and Rec Department to start working at Entertainment 720 under the firm and well-manicured fist of Jean-Ralphio. That's probably what's gonna happen this Thursday, I bet. More previews below, including [...]

The Trader Joe's in Centreville, VA Uses Ron Swanson, Tom Haverford to Sell Delicious Meats

I posted a picture of a sign from a Trader Joe's featuring a drawing of Ron Swanson selling bacon to the Splitsider Tumblr earlier today (yes, we have a Tumblr, follow it why don't you)? And now the Artiste behind the sign, Elisa Ortiz, writes in with another Parks and Rec themed sign she made for the store: Tom Haverford selling chicken parm. Thanks, Elisa! If I lived closer to Centreville, VA I would definitely shop at your establishment based on these signs alone. Tom is above, and the aforementioned Ron is below. Awesome, awesome, awesome.