JUST found out Project Runway isn't about airplanes. Really frees up a lot of space on the dvr.
Two wrongs don't make a right but they definitely make three idiots at a four way stop sign.
David Stern is watching the highlights of the game and saying "excellent" in Mr. Burns' voice.
Just tried a gluten-free cookie. Did you know that disappointment tastes like garbanzo bean flour?
Honestly we should all be figuring out more things we can coat with breading.
Every year we transition from Game of Thrones to True Blood, and that [...]
I'm getting every other tooth pulled so I can floss with my bathrobe belt.
Tug on my ponytail if you want to know what karate feels like.
Oh whatup girl. My name's Adolf and I'm kampfident you'll be mein 'cause I do nazi myself leavin' without jew [...]
Zosia Mamet's Kickstarter Fail is a great name for a Trivia team.
Youth hostels are the worst. At least in prison you have shared hobbies.
the closest I've been to going on a spirit quest was eating at the Rainforest Cafe while on Lunesta
Nathan Fielder, host of Comedy Central's Nathan For You, has been performing funny experiments on Twitter in which he asks his followers to text terrible things to their loved ones and post the response, and he has a new one today in which he asked people to text their parents for STD advice. Fielder wrote, "Experiment: text your parents "If you think u gave someone an STD is it illegal not to tell them? Asking for a friend." Then tweet response," and we have a collection of the best responses below:
After going off on a rant about the latest season of Community on his podcast Harmontown, Community creator Dan Harmon took to Twitter and Tumblr yesterday and this morning to apologize for his words. Harmon tweeted, "I feel bad if I made anyone feel bad with my comments in harmontown. It's a dirty, personal comedy podcast, not charismatic for quoting," and "I like making stuff that pleases people, I like being honest about my feelings but I hate hurting other people, especially community fans."
He then wrote a lengthy Tumblr post, entitled "It Won't Happen Again Again," in the wee hours of the morning to [...]
Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we'll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.
(If you're reading this from an RSS feed, jump on over to the website where you can actually view the tweets [...]
Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we'll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.
(If you're reading this from an RSS feed, jump on over to the website where you can actually view the tweets [...]
