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Today's Best Tweets by Comedians
Today's Best Tweets by Comedians
Today's Best Tweets by Comedians
- Todd Marrone
Crayola changed the name of their "flesh" crayon to "peach" but it actually tastes like neither.
- Megan Amram
- Doug Perkins
My life is like Bertrand's Postulate, I used to know what it meant, but now I have no idea.
- Ken Jennings
Gorgeous day. Sipping a Mormon piña colada (pineapple juice with sunscreen sprayed into it).
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Follow Friday: @KenJennings

Everybody is a comedian on Twitter, but only a select few are worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we'll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh.
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Nobody has won Jeopardy! more times in a row (74) or made as much coin from the program ($3,172,700) than @KenJennings, so it's safe to say he is much [...]
Today's Best Tweets by Comedians
- Mojave Phone Booth
If your tailbone itches, it means someone's talking about your evolution.
- Jerry Renek
Ooooh, tell me more about your glass tile backsplash. Hold on, let put on my vinyl catsuit first.
- Andres Du Bouchet
- Sean O`Connor
I would never eat another human being unless I was really bored and [...]
Today's Best Tweets by Comedians
Today's Best Tweets by Comedians
Today's Best Tweets by Comedians
Patton and Maron Sittin' in a Plane, T-W-E-E-T-I-N-G

This morning, Patton Oswalt and Marc Maron happened to be on the same flight from NYC to LA. They couldn't sit together, as Patton was in first class and Maron was stuck in coach. So they did what came most naturally: they tweeted at each other from different parts of the airplane. And it was wonderful. Here's the full exchange, in chronological order for your easy reading pleasure:
Follow Friday: @FranGillespie

Everybody is a comedian on Twitter, but only a select few are worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we'll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh. You're welcome.
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Fran Gillespie has been performing at the UCB Theatre since 2004, and dropping funny bombs on Twitter since 2011. Unfortunately most of the world isn't familiar with [...]
Talking with Jake Fogelnest About the Movies and Shows He’s Alone in Liking

Everyone has at least one movie or TV show they enjoy that no one else can stand, whether it’s a guilty pleasure or something the rest of the world is just wrong about. I recently rang up Sirius Radio host and Twitter luminary Jake Fogelnest to talk about the pieces of pop cultures that he enjoys that everyone else seems to hate.
Jake Fogelnest’s a busy guy, splitting his time between hosting his own indie rock show on Sirius, his webcam show on Stickam, his hilarious and wildly popular Twitter feed, an equally-bitchin’ Tumblr, and at least a couple fake Twitter accounts. In the [...]