Left Handed Radio has a new video out today and it's also a Funny Or Die Exclusive! Roughly 36 hours after the cyborgs release their full assault on humanity, post-apocalyptic warrior Zone finds a survivor. This strange new world is full of so many questions like "How long did it take to put those feathers in your football pads?"
America's late night shows took on Tuesday's presidential debate this week, all of them going about it in their own unique way. Here's Jon Stewart laying into Mitt Romney over his contraception stance and his "binders full of women" remark, as well as complimenting Barack Obama (who's appearing on The Daily Show tonight!) for actually deciding to attend this debate.
Check out some more highlights from late night's coverage of the second debate after the jump:
Guys, sometimes we make a joke. We think it's a really dead-on, witty piece of art, and it's only later we stop to consider the fact that we are not making said joke inside a cultural vacuum. That there are, in fact, old men who hit on inappropriately young women in an unsettling manner all the time, or that very few people want to hear about how a complete stranger wants to put his babies inside them. Jim Carrey's Emma Stone message is one such joke. "If I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids," Carrey explains in his [...]
As cute as you imagine it would be to get a picture of Tom Haverford cuddling your newborn, Aziz Ansari wants to make it clear he has no interest in viewing, holding or receiving emails about your infant. "Let be honest, I care more about my iPhone than most of these babies I'm holding," Aziz explained while visiting Kimmel to promote 30 Minutes Or Less. "I'm not going to drop a baby and lose all my contacts. 'Oh no! I dropped that baby and now I gotta re-download all my Waka Flocka MP3s!'" At least not until they come out with those 5G babies.
Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Overall, Jon Stewart's Fox News Sunday interview is sort of painful to watch. So many videos prepared! An unexpected amount of Lisa Lampenelli! "Are you suggesting that you and I are the same?" Stewart asks host Chris Wallace, telling him "You're insane" after Wallace implies a Sarah Palin/herpes commercial joke makes Stewart a liberal ideologue. "The embarrassment is that I'm given creditability in this world because of the disappointment that the public has in what the news media does," Stewart explains, before pointing out to Wallace that rather than The Daily Show's comedy becoming more like news, "You've moved closer to me." [...]
Vine is the cool new toy from Twitter that challenges users to make the most profound work ever committed to video in exactly six seconds. Or at the very least, challenges the masses to bring a little more laughter into this world. On Tuesdays we'll be screening five of the funniest shorts of the past week, until Vine is abandoned for the next new thing.
"I will not PLAY BY YOUR RULES." By Al Yankovic
This video is oddly hypnotic and is a must watch for any fan of MST3K. It is a super must watch for any fan of the MST3K theme song because that shit loops over and over. Best joke of the video? All the jokes! [Via]
As former U.S. Secretary of Labor Robert Reich explains the credit downgrade for CollegeHumor, it seems pretty obvious that the canary in the economic coal mine is our nation's seafood eateries. I got off board from we lost Bonefish Grill, got back on board when we settled at Long John Silver's, and finally lept back off when we plummeted to Arthur Treacher's. The nation might as well be overrun by A&W Restaurants. We'll be living in Mad Max times, people, if Mad Max had to choke down inexpensive chowder!
Why do I get the feeling that every heated argument you might have with Steve Coogan involves him pointing out how "Hitler was nice to dogs"? In the wake of the ongoing News of the World phone-tapping scandal in Britain, Coogan, along with former Director-General of the BBC Greg Dyke, rips into News' former features editor Paul McMullen, who seems to have forgotten that his publication is 15% illegal phone tapping, 85% upskirts, and 100% tittle-tattle.
Seeing as how it's specifically designed to psyche up a new generation of middle schoolers for the release of Alpocalypse tomorrow, does Weird Al's "Perform This Way" video strike anyone else as deeply erotic? I mean, disturbing! Deeply, deeply, erotically disturbing. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Vine is the cool new toy from Twitter that challenges users to make the most profound work ever committed to video in exactly six seconds. Or at the very least, challenges the masses to bring a little more laughter into this world. On Tuesdays we'll be screening five of the funniest shorts of the past week, until Vine is abandoned for the next new thing.
We can all agree that Dan Harmon is great/has totally lost his mind, yes? In case you were wondering what happens when you play all 7 of Community's alternate timelines from last week's "Remedial Chaos Theory" episode at the same time, the answer is: you remember how the single best moment is still Troy screaming as he drops all those pizzas.
John Stamos' Guide To Cuddling will have you enjoying your snuggle buddy Bob Saget all night long, provided that you can keep your eye lids frozen open during Stamos Shark Sleep. It's also about time someone in the entertainment community came forward and put a voice to what we're all thinking: having your spare arm pinned under somebody truly is worse than death.
Patton Oswalt's Crabwalkin' video for 5-Second Films is so cute/violent, I'm going to go ahead and gloss over the fact that he is clearly not crab-walking, at least in society's mutually-agreed upon definition. As for the ill-fated meeting between his junk and a forcefully kicking leg, 5-Second Films explains, "Thus began a feud between two powerful families of pure hearts and proud walks, a feud as inevitable as the setting of the sun and the icing of the balls." So, basically Romeo and Juliet, except the complete opposite and with more testicular hematoma.
