Your sword was personally forged by Akio Taguchi in the village of Tobishima. Enclosed you will find the certificate of authenticity. Now that you own a katana, there are certain traditions you must upkeep. Below is a list of the rules you are required to follow:
• You must have a ponytail. “But what if I’m balding in the front?” Especially if you’re balding in the front.
• You must display your katana on top of a leaning bookshelf located next to a glow-in-the-dark dragon poster.
• You must have a pre-approved katana-owner name. Please refer to the attached list of accepted names, which includes, but is not limited [...]