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On The Quiet, Dark Comedy of Young Adult

Patton Oswalt is the best thing about this movie. Charlize's performance is great, sure, but there's hardly a story and I can't imagine anyone rooting for Mavis. You just watch the movie and then it ends and you're like eh, I wonder what's for dinner.

Posted on December 16, 2011 at 12:45 pm 1

On This Erotic Stefon/Seth Meyers Fan Fiction Will Drastically Change the Tone of Your Tuesday

this is why i love the internet. SO AMAZING.

Posted on December 14, 2011 at 12:33 am 0

On Saturday Night's Children: Victoria Jackson (1986-1992)

I never thought she was funny and never understood how she got on the show. If she ever did anything funny it was purely incidental and any other blonde lady could've probably done the same or even better. Just.the.worst.

Posted on December 3, 2011 at 9:06 pm 0

On SNL Writers Reveal Stefon's Screenwriting Past

I wish they would put that original Stefon sketch online! It's totally amazing.

Posted on November 24, 2011 at 12:50 pm 0

On Saturday Night's Children: Jimmy Fallon (1998-2004)

I loved Jimmy when he was on snl but I also knew that it was an unpopular opinion I should keep hidden because people would just think he was my favorite on account of the cute factor.

Posted on November 8, 2011 at 5:18 pm 0

On The Legacy of Baby's Day Out, the Only Comedy Movie I've Ever Walked Out On

Apparently I made my mom take me to see Cop & !/2. She still brings it up in the list of sacrifices she made while raising me.

Posted on September 29, 2011 at 1:12 pm 0

On The Lost Roles of Steve Carell

"Jim Breuer or Chris Kattan"? aww, come on Kattan was awesome. I can't even imagine Carell in Party Down because Ken Marino is so perfect for it.

Posted on April 28, 2011 at 3:47 pm 1

On Remembering the Lesser-Known Characters From Late Night with Conan O'Brien

embryonic rockabilly polka-dotted fighter pilots have always been one of my absolute favorites.

Posted on April 25, 2011 at 4:35 pm 0

On The Paul Reiser Show Is Dead

Of course we all knew this was coming but I can't believe Perfect Couples lived longer than this.

Posted on April 25, 2011 at 4:20 pm 0

On The Paul Reiser Show: Despite Its Best Efforts, Not Curb Your Enthusiasm

I really wish you guys were tweeting this show or something last night. Or maybe not because I found myself doing just that and wanted to kill myself. I couldn't believe that whole Larry David thing happened. Actually, I can't believe the whole show happened. What is up with his friends? I tuned out of their conversations so many times! sowhatwhocares? this is like the Men of a Certain Age of NBC. Whatever, I still laughed. I guess I got Reisered.

Posted on April 15, 2011 at 12:23 pm 0