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Your 'Fancy' Wine Collection Isn't Impressing Anyone


You should know that you're not impressing anyone just because you've strategically left those expensive price tags on your overpriced bottles of wine. Fortunately, Naked Wines can set you straight.

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Butt Wipes, Courtesy of Dollar Shave Club


Forget number one. Let's talk about number two… if you know what we mean. Introducing One Wipe Charlies, butt wipes for men from Dollar Shave Club that will keep your booty sparkling clean. If you thought the first Dollar Shave Club video was amusing, this latest video brings you more bears, a cameo from Alejandra, and Founder and CEO Mike Dubin's potty mouth – pun intended. Watch the video and join the ranks of the clean elite by visiting dollarshaveclub.com/one-wipe-charlies.

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Gillette Helps Answer Your Most Pressing Question: How Does the Man of Steel Shave?


We know you've been losing sleep over this. With the upcoming release of Man of Steel on June 14, Gillette is the first to boldly ask the question everyone wants to know — how does Superman shave? For a superhero that is fire-proof, bullet-proof, kryptonite-proof (oops, scratch that), what could possibly cut through that steel-hard stubble?

As a service to all inquiring minds, Gillette has graciously created a forum on HowDoesHeShave.com for shaving intellectuals to pose their theories. Check out videos from five Superman enthusiasts — director Kevin Smith; TV hosts Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman; scientist and comedian Bill Nye; and Mayim Bialik, actress and real-life neuroscientist — and vote on the explanation that most suits your fancy. Or, challenge their conjectures with your own argument. Perhaps it's jackhammers? Super heat vision?

Either way, now you can rest easy tonight knowing that Gillette is on top of uncovering the Man of Steel's grooming secrets.
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Adam DeVine on the Importance of "Man"-scaping


Coming this Fall on the Broxygen Network, The Special Unit's Unit patrols the streets to make sure guys are keeping their body hair under control. Check out this video from Philips Norelco starring Adam DeVine of Workaholics fame as he lays down the (men's grooming) law. Once he catches a perpetrator, he equips the disheveled criminal with the new Norelco Click & Style Razor, an electric razor designed to "man"-scape a man's entire body.

Check out I'd FAQ Me for more (maybe too much) info on men's shaving and enter for a chance to win one of 100 Philips Norelco Click & Styles here.

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Addicted to Cheetos? Great. Let's Take That Addiction a Step Further.

Cheetos are awesome. So are anthropomorphized cheetahs. And now there is a cheetos game, which is ridiculously awesome. Fling cheetos across the room with your phone or mouse, racking up points and unlocking new levels. Make sure to be creative with your targeting because some of the targets will kickstart strange and funny cutscenes when you trigger them. You can play the Cheetahpult on the CheetosChannel, then check out Cheetos on Facebook for more cheesy goodness.

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How to Actually Keep Your New Years Resolution

By Dr. Jeff Godin Ph.D., CSCS, CISSN and Tammy Godin, B.A.B.

Seventy-eight percent of people fail at achieving their New Year’s resolution. Why? Is it because their goals are too lofty and will-power is crushed? Maybe they are in the contemplation stage of making a habit change and don’t know how to prepare and take action. Or is it because they are focused on the negative and not the positive aspects of their goal? Is it because they are extrinsically motivated, not intrinsically motivated, and when results don’t happen overnight they get frustrated?.

Some common New Year’s resolutions are, “I am going to lose weight,” “I am going to exercise more,” “I am going to learn a new language.” Regardless of the resolution, the key is to develop a SOLID PLAN.

Start by asking yourself the following questions:
1. What is my resolution?
2. What is holding me back now?
3. How will I accomplish my resolution?
4. How will I know when I get there, what are the acceptance criteria? READ MORE

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MINI USA NOT NORMAL PRANKS and a Breakdancing Bear

There's your typical car buying experience – and then there's the MINI USA buying experience. As part of their NOT NORMAL SALES EVENT, MINI USA set up hidden cameras in a MINI dealership, and then sprung a few surprises on customers to see if they shared MINI’s love of all things Not Normal. Watch the video below to see their reactions and just how Not Normal it can get at MINI dealerships throughout the US this month. Can you say "breakdancing bear?" READ MORE

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Max Payne 3: Official Launch Trailer

For Max Payne, the tragedies that took his loved ones years ago are wounds that refuse to heal. No longer a cop, close to washed up and addicted to pain killers, Max takes a job in São Paulo, Brazil, protecting the family of wealthy real estate mogul Rodrigo Branco, in an effort to finally escape his troubled past. But as events spiral out of his control, Max Payne finds himself alone on the streets of an unfamiliar city, desperately searching for the truth and fighting for a way out.
 
Presenting the Official Launch Trailer for Max Payne 3, which will arrive next week in North American stores for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 on May 15th and in Europe on May 18th. Visit the Pre-Order page for a selection of retail options. (Watch on Youtube)

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State Farm® Jingle Hot Tub Remix


State Farm® Agents handle your insurance so you can do other things. Like, show your talents.

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Hello Splitsider Readers, Do You Have a “Family” Based Comedy In You?

The ANA Alliance for Family Entertainment, a group of some of the country’s largest national advertisers, is looking for the freshest take on what’s real — and really funny — about today’s American family.

We helped bring Gilmore Girls, Everybody Hates Chris, Friday Night Lights and 20 other shows you love to TV, and we’ve awarded more than 50 scholarships to young screenwriters at leading universities across the country.

Now we’re looking for the next great story featuring the modern American family.

Go to comedywritercontest.com and share your original, half-hour comedy format script with us for an opportunity to win $5,000, PLUS receive creative guidance and direct input on the winning script from acclaimed writer / producer / director from John Wells!

Who knows? With a little guidance, your script might even be ready for the big pitch. This could be the break you've been dreaming about!

But hurry, the deadline for script submission is October 28th at 11:59 am ET. See Official Rules for full details. Enter online for free at comedywritercontest.com. Brought to you by the ANA's Alliance for Family Entertainment.

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Submit a Spot For a Chance to Work with Some of the Funniest Dudes in Hollywood, and Win a Million Dollars

Doritos' Crash The Super Bowl program is back, and this year we're taking on Hollywood. The basic premise of the Crash The Super Bowl remains the same — Doritos challenges consumers to step up and create an Ad Meter-topping Super Bowl spot. Then, America votes on their pick of which spot makes it into the big game. The twist this year: the lucky finalist is going head-to-head with some of the funniest dudes in Hollywood. If THEY take the top spot, Doritos will donate $1 million to the charity of their choice. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for aspiring filmmakers to get their spot in the most-watched TV event in the country, win tons of cash and get their Hollywood break!

The details:
-Call for submissions: 10/3 — 11/21
-Vote Phase: 1/2 — 1/27

Out of the thousands of submissions, there will be five finalists determined in the month of January. America will then be invited to vote amongst those five finalists. Visit Doritos' Crash The Super Bowl site today and get started.

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Why You're Gonna Want to See The Change-Up

The Change-Up is one of the most straight-up fun movies of the summer. It doesn't take its familiar premise all that seriously – who really cares about the science behind a fountain that causes people to switch bodies when they pee in it? – instead saving its energy for putting its characters in the most ridiculous situations possible.

And they are some truly ridiculous situations. From softcore porn shoots to homicidal infants, the movie takes full advantage of its R rating to push things way beyond what you expect. The premise of the movie may be familiar, but the way they treat it is definitely new; I don't think Lindsay Lohan was ever accosted by a pregnant woman wearing only a trench coat in Freaky Friday.

With a cast that includes Jason Bateman gleefully playing against type, Ryan Reynolds being constantly thrown into uncomfortable situations, and a scene-stealing Leslie Mann, The Change-Up has some of the best comedic actors today working at the top of their game. It's a veritable showcase of the funniest people on the planet doing what they do best.

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