If you head over to RHCP2014.com, you'll be treated to a stream of the new song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, who are performing at the halftime show of the Super Bowl on Sunday. Or at least that's what you'd think you were listening to if you were unfamiliar with Jon Daly and Zach Galafianakis's Pepper Men RHCP fan club from Comedy Bang! Bang! The song is called "Abracadabralifornia", and it sounds so much like an actual Chili Peppers song that it's kind of uncanny. Daly sang an early version of the song on CBB last March (skip to 24:45 to hear it), but this newly recorded version really ups the production value. How many hours did Daly spend honing his perfect Anthony Kiedis? And how many people will be fooled by this? Millions, god willing. Jon Daly is a national treasure.
Here's the song:
On last night's Pete Holmes Show, Pete invited Chelsea Peretti to join him for a segment called "Worst Best Friend," in which she comes in and gets to insult him for a few minutes, as she does. Last night's hook was that Pete doesn't dress very well, so Chelsea came in to go through the show's wardrobe with him, resulting in an extended Cosby impression and exactly zero actual fashion advice.
Surprise! Family Guy didn't actually kill off one of its main, most popular characters a couple of weeks ago. What many people assumed to be a cynical stunt for ratings turns out to be, well, just that, it seems. It's not clear how Brian will be brought back into the show, but he's set to return as soon as the December 15th episode, which has the synopsis "Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas." I wonder what Stewie could want?? And it's clear that he'll be back for good, as an episode slated for next fall with guest star Maya Rudolph is set to center around Brian falling for her character, an avid runner. It's not clear what this will mean for replacement dog Vinny (voiced by Tony Sirico), which the Griffin's bought to replace the temporarily departed Brian. It's also not clear whether or not we'll be tricked into covering Family Guy again with another stunt like this. We'll see!
Kevin Hart is set to write and star in Ballers, a comedy in which the diminutive standup will play LeBron James's brother – alongside LeBron. Hart will play "a man who lives in the shadow of his NBA superstar brother (James), but gets a chance to prove himself when he and some pals attend a weekend fantasy basketball camp in Miami."
At this point, LeBron's only acting experience has come in commercials and in ESPN specials, so it'll be interesting to see what he brings to a full-length movie. It's something he's wanted to do for a long time, since being the best basketball player on the planet has apparently gotten a little boring. One thing's for sure, there will be a lot of jokes about how short Hart is (5'3") compared to LeBron (6'8").
There are some not-too-realistic sounding plans for a gigantic "Freedom Ship" being made right now, which would essentially be a floating city for rich people to live on in order to dodge taxes in the most flamboyant way possible. On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen walked through the many upsides of living on this floating fortress, including the ever-luxurious "walls."
Professional charming man Paul Rudd is hosting SNL this week, and he joined Vanessa Bayer for promos in which they fangirled out over One Direction, wowed us with the magic of Hollywood, and proved their excitement for the upcoming show.
Will Forte was on Conan last night, so naturally we were treated to an appearance by his buffalo-riding Ted Turner, which is always a delight. Ted has it out for Forte, whose offensive impression of him is only softened by his rugged good looks.
With the news that Amazon wants to start delivering products via drone within in the next few years, Stephen Colbert decided to help out the mega-retailer with an even bolder idea as to how its customers can get their products ASAP. We'll see if Bezos has the balls to go through with Colbert's plan.
Last night on Conan, Aziz Ansari pitched his new product: Aziz Ansari's Saris. Unsurprisingly for a product that exists solely because of wordplay, it doesn't seem like something you should buy.
Pete Holmes had longtime friend and fellow nice comedian John Mulaney on his show last night, and since they really are such good friends they didn't waste any time in getting to John making fun of Pete for his divorce. It's how basically all of Pete's friendships operate, as I understand it. Below, John accuses Pete of ruining his recent engagement and talks about the many nicknames he has for his new puppy. READ MORE
This weekend, Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilligan said that he expects the show's spinoff Better Call Saul, starring Bob Odenkirk as Saul Goodman, to be on the air "before next year is done." And showrunner Peter Gould talked a bit about what to expect from the show and how it'll be different from Breaking Bad: Saul will be spending a lot more time in courtrooms. Seeing that the character is a lawyer, that makes sense, although he was never once seen in a courtroom setting in Breaking Bad. He was more of an expert at keeping his clients out of court rather than helping them through the process once in court. But it'll be fun to see how Odenkirk's character behaves in these new settings.
The Anchorman 2 marketing blitz continued this weekend, with Will Ferrell appearing in character as Ron Burgundy for both an entire North Dakota local news broadcast as well as at a Canadian curling tournament. Ferrell played it pretty straight in ND, reading actual news stories with that silky baritone alongside one of the actual anchors. He showed up wearing a kilt to the curling tournament, so he played that one a little less straight. Check that out below.
Ferrell will also be hosting SportsCenter this Thursday at 6pm on ESPN, and will presumably show up in character in a few dozen more places before the movie is actually released in three weeks. READ MORE
Last night on Conan, Chris Elliott swung by and talked about the surprisingly effective weight loss system he used to lose 75 pounds: have all of your teeth capped, poorly, and be unable to eat. It worked so well that he ended up with saggy skin on his stomach where the fat used to be, which he was obviously happy to show off.
It's not all bad news for cable late night shows this week. Comedy Central's new Chris Hardwick-hosted late night show @midnight has been doing really well since its debut, holding onto a solid chunk of its Stewart and Colbert lead-ins every night and sparking a ton of activity on Twitter via its great hashtag games. And that performance is being rewarded, as the network has decided to pick it up for a whopping 40-week run that'll start on January 6th.
The initial one-month trial run of @midnight ended last night, so there will be a bit of a hiatus throughout the holidays, and then it'll be back in action for basically all of 2014. Congrats to Hardwick and the whole @midnight crew!