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On Checking In...with the Hosts of Talk Soup
@Austen Caldwell@facebook Bitchin' story bro. You and I need to hang at the Applebees one night.
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On Chris Kattan Surfs the Net, Has a Car, Sometimes Remembers His Dreams
There is a rumor that Mr. Kattan likes the anonymous sex with the general, male public. I could easily see him using the web to chum the waters, so to speak in order to satisfy the sexings craving.
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On Comedy Central Cancels Both Sports Show with Norm MacDonald and Onion SportsDome
I'm sorry about Norm losing another gig because I think he's funny, but let's be honest. Giving Norm a show in which he jokes about sports is like giving Andy Dick a show to joke about club music. Yeah both men probably know a little about the subjects because they are the backscenery to their addictions, but they ain't exactly experts. Norm likes to gamble. He makes no apologies for it. That doesn't make him a joking sports guru though. He needs to remake "Let It Ride." Or do a show about gambling. Then he can just be his addicted, hilarious self because he's a terrible actor.
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On This Ferris Bueller's Last Day Off Trailer Is the Only Ferris Bueller Sequel the World Needs
Boy, Alden Ford really looks like Cameron Frye. Pretty good imitation too.
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On A New Trailer for The Muppets Mocks The Hangover
The only hangover Jason Segel is suffering from is the one he came down with at 31 Flavors. Jesus that fucker is jowly.
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On Mind the Gap: A Series on Awkward Women in Comedy
The scene with Karen peeing in a phone booth (and subsequent incarceration) is one of the funniest moments ever put on tv. I'm a guy and I love every minute of this show. In fact, I have recommended to a lot of ladies who invariably love it too.
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On Here Is The Napoleon Dynamite Animated Trailer; Where Is Lafawnduh?
What's really weird to me about this is that so much of the original movie was based on visual gags. Everyone in the movie looked and dressed strangely and that was a large part of the jokes. Yeah I guess Kip,Rico, Pedro and Napoleon had funny voices too but that doesn't seem like enough to me here.
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On The Changing Role of Guest Stars on The Simpsons
There's a charming story about Radio Bart (the one where Bart ends up in the well). I don't know if it's true or not but I remember Sting mentioning it himself in an interview once. Sting's kids were very young at the time and he told them that he was a "celebrity." He tried to explain what stars were, using movies and tv people as examples. As kids, they didn't even really understand the concept but also thought that their daddy was just making up stories because to them, he was only their daddy. Like typical children, they demanded strict proof of Sing's claim. So Sting said "Pick a tv show and I'll bet you they'll have me on an episode," thinking they would pick a Nickelodeon show or some other live tv show. Instead, they picked the Simpsons. So Sting's manager called up the show and of course they had him on. And Sting proved to his kids he was a real celebrity.
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On Paul Reiser's New Promo He Made Just for Splitsider
I look forward to not reading that as well.
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On One Night at Asssscat, or What to Do With a Date Rape Monologue
@six_dffrnt_wys Ok, not to put you on the spot but I have so many questions about this. And seeing as how I live right around the corner from the club, I may just have to go track down Eric myself for some answers. But anyway, I'll ask the most obvious question first. This was not "a performance" right? This sounds too close to a public confession. It's not like somebody gave an improv assignment and said "pretend you're a rapist and tell me a story about your last encounter and try to joke about it in telling it." Because if that was the case, this guy wildly succeeded. And just so we're clear, I'm SHOCKED and disgusted by this story and I think it's real but I just want to make sure I'm not being pullled into some Andy Kaufman woman wrestling hoax.